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Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Time:1:03 am.
Shunlin has adopted a new strategy in her arsenal of ontological depravity: rustling papers and/or rattling pots and pans into the phone when she wishes to terminate a conversation.

After perfecting the telephone cough and broken cigarette lighter as annoyance gambits in order to exasperate those she wishes to tune out, her latest strategy is the nadir of bad manners and poor breeding.

An additional trick she employs is making sure the TV is blasting at full volume 24 hours a day to insure maximum confusion and clearly convey to the afflicted that you are an unwanted distraction in her life.

Rudeness is of course a prerequisite to the Shunlin methodology.
Professing ignorance of these transparent stratagems is another way she adds insult to injury for maximum damage. The unfortunate presence of a nosey evesdropper on the premesis is an added affront to all callers.
This passive aggression is designed to let you know you are most definitely NOT welcome in her little world.
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Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Time:5:40 am.
What Really Happened.com
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Sunday, January 1st, 2006

Time:1:25 am.
HoWdy *
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Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

Subject:Watch out
Time:2:28 am.
i'm headed for thr squared circle...
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Sunday, August 22nd, 2004

Subject:Guess wot
Time:4:12 am.
Mr. Ween is a wuss!
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Friday, July 2nd, 2004

Subject:Goshers
Time:3:08 pm.
Who is nigger_bozo?
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Sunday, January 5th, 2003

Subject:Cheers!
Time:5:50 pm.
Mood: surprised.
i just heard about Rev Jen's match in the States.
Even tho she got pulverized by Masked Scorpion , she won the tag-team title with Pebbles, so there!
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Monday, August 26th, 2002

Subject:Omigosh
Time:5:21 pm.
Mood: worried.
i have a match coming up!
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Sunday, July 14th, 2002

Time:5:14 am.
Does anyone think i'm pretty?
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Friday, July 12th, 2002

Subject:Specifically.
Time:2:54 am.
Mood: anxious.
i am in serious training for my next match & i need support.
Puffy was so sympathetic as i did my sit ups.

It's hard work being a championship athelete.
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Tuesday, July 9th, 2002

Subject:Our Special Day.
Time:5:06 pm.
Mood: pleased.
i gave Puffy a bubble bath and had a bowl of Wheatabix.
Then we played tiddly winks and took a nap.
Life is hard.
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Subject:*Cheers* to everyone!
Time:2:43 am.
Mood: artistic.
You may have heard of me. i had a spot of bother recently in the squared circle but i am a good girl and am trying so hard.
Won't you be my friend?
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